yeah

20 years ago I... (1985)
1. i was 2 years old
2. about ready to welcome ashley into the world
3. was fat and bald!

10 years ago I... (1995)
1. wore black make-up and boys clothes
2. was best friends with rhia and betsy
3. was good at art

5 years ago I... (2000)
1. was still in highschool
2. had tons and tons of friends
3. took a big fat loser to prom

3 years ago I... (2002)
1. was still with chris
2. was working at petsmart
3. adopted my baby yoda

1 year ago I... (2004)
1. Worked at mars
2. was still with chris
3. was unhappy

So far this year I... (2005)
1. broke up with chris
2. lost my house
3. got a new bf and exchanged The Three Words and am happy again

Yesterday I...
1. worked..
2. watched the longest yard with john
3. wore my jammie pants anna made me

Today I...
1. go to work
2. go to johns
3. get laid

Tomorrow I will...
1. got to work
2. go to johns
3. wish it was friday

In the next year I will...
1. !?!?!? find a new house
2.
3.